Dish it Out!: The Top 50 Questions of The Semester
Issue date: 5/4/09 Section: Campus Life
Disclaimer: The
following questions are entertainment purposes only. The opinions are submitted by anonymous students. It does not reflect the morals, ethics and beliefs of The Campus Chronicle, The Department of Mass Communications and/or Alcorn State University.
1.) Why is there no
movie theatre on campus?
2.) Why do people with screwed up lives have the audacity to give unwanted advice?
3.) Why does it seem like everybody can't stand their roomates?
4.) And furthermore, why did housing pair a lot of freshman with seniors in rooms?
5.) Why did the other Greeks show
unnecessary disrespect towards the neophyte AKA's at the Kappa probate?
6.)Why haven't athletes gotten their needy checks yet?
7.) Why is Building & Grounds just turning on the AC units in the dorms when we have just two weeks of school left?
8.) Why did someone steal a university van on campus and had the campus police chasing it in the middle of the night?
9.) Can J.R. go three days without wearing his Greek paraphernalia?
10.) Why are some of these Alphas walking around acting ''high & mighty" when no one knew who they were before they got their letters?
11.) When are they going to start Fall registration?
12.) Why couldn't the SGRho's step together at their
probate?
13.) How come ''certain'' people manage to fail their required courses to graduate, but end up walking across the stage anyway?
14.) Do all of the AKA's know each other?
15.) Does Alcorn seem like a junior college to you?
16.) How many times did you go to class this semester?
17.) A.C., aren't you glad that you finally won something?
18.) Why does that twirler stroll with the Golden Girls?
19.) Where is Campus Police when fights break out?
20.) Wasn't that "Kappa Cop" smooth with his cane at the probate?
21.) Now that you got your letters V.M., will you shut the hell up?
22.) When are they giving us these yearbooks?
23.) Who has the "Down Low" list?
24.) Do you really practice safe sex?
following questions are entertainment purposes only. The opinions are submitted by anonymous students. It does not reflect the morals, ethics and beliefs of The Campus Chronicle, The Department of Mass Communications and/or Alcorn State University.
1.) Why is there no
movie theatre on campus?
2.) Why do people with screwed up lives have the audacity to give unwanted advice?
3.) Why does it seem like everybody can't stand their roomates?
4.) And furthermore, why did housing pair a lot of freshman with seniors in rooms?
5.) Why did the other Greeks show
unnecessary disrespect towards the neophyte AKA's at the Kappa probate?
6.)Why haven't athletes gotten their needy checks yet?
7.) Why is Building & Grounds just turning on the AC units in the dorms when we have just two weeks of school left?
8.) Why did someone steal a university van on campus and had the campus police chasing it in the middle of the night?
9.) Can J.R. go three days without wearing his Greek paraphernalia?
10.) Why are some of these Alphas walking around acting ''high & mighty" when no one knew who they were before they got their letters?
11.) When are they going to start Fall registration?
12.) Why couldn't the SGRho's step together at their
probate?
13.) How come ''certain'' people manage to fail their required courses to graduate, but end up walking across the stage anyway?
14.) Do all of the AKA's know each other?
15.) Does Alcorn seem like a junior college to you?
16.) How many times did you go to class this semester?
17.) A.C., aren't you glad that you finally won something?
18.) Why does that twirler stroll with the Golden Girls?
19.) Where is Campus Police when fights break out?
20.) Wasn't that "Kappa Cop" smooth with his cane at the probate?
21.) Now that you got your letters V.M., will you shut the hell up?
22.) When are they giving us these yearbooks?
23.) Who has the "Down Low" list?
24.) Do you really practice safe sex?
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